That awkward moment

When your mother says you are not a woman, keep in mind I’m 23, because she thinks you haven’t had sex.

The even more awkward moment when you have to tell your mother you’re more than a woman.

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Hookah.

Hookah.

My sister got this shirt for me. It is the most accurate thing. #holler thanks @erikita075

My sister got this shirt for me. It is the most accurate thing. #holler thanks @erikita075

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Too damn warm, may die on my workout. #yolo? #traininsaneorremainthesame < @skyebernardo

Too damn warm, may die on my workout. #yolo? #traininsaneorremainthesame < @skyebernardo

hesjustniceee: “Let me tell you the story of Right Hand, Left Hand. It’s a tale of good and evil. Hate: it was with this hand that Cane iced his brother. Love: these five fingers, they go straight to the soul of man. The right hand: the hand of love. The story of life is this: static. One hand is always fighting the other hand, and the left hand is kicking much ass. I mean, it looks like the right hand, Love, is finished. But hold on, stop the presses, the right hand is coming back. Yeah, he got the left hand on the ropes, now, that’s right. Ooh, it’s a devastating right and Hate is hurt, he’s down. Left-Hand Hate KOed by Love.“ - Radio Raheem

hesjustniceee:

“Let me tell you the story of Right Hand, Left Hand. It’s a tale of good and evil. Hate: it was with this hand that Cane iced his brother. Love: these five fingers, they go straight to the soul of man. The right hand: the hand of love. The story of life is this: static. One hand is always fighting the other hand, and the left hand is kicking much ass. I mean, it looks like the right hand, Love, is finished. But hold on, stop the presses, the right hand is coming back. Yeah, he got the left hand on the ropes, now, that’s right. Ooh, it’s a devastating right and Hate is hurt, he’s down. Left-Hand Hate KOed by Love.“

- Radio Raheem

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popculturebrain:

The Lonely Island - DIAPER MONEY #WackWednesdays (by thelonelyisland)

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thecakebar:

Chocolate Cake Mix Dessert Waffles

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